For those that know me (and those that don't) I am a total yogi and all namaste, but I say f*ck a lot and can be rather snarky and a bit crass from time to time. Sooo, i came up with a snarky bundle to buy for the snarky queens in your inner circle. It is called the Bad A$$ Bi*ch Bundle and comes with an affirmation card and (5) 3ml size rollerball essential oil blends. All blends are essential oils blended with therapeutic grade fractionated coconut oil. All essential oils are hand sourced from a local, family-run essential oil company. Blends are hand-crafted in small batches + infused with love, high vibes + pure intention.

Calm Your Tits: a calming + soft blend of lavender, sweet orange, cedarwood + frankincense.

Straighten Your Crown Bi*ch: for help focusing, a blend of peppermint + sweet orange.

And By That I Mean…: an anti-exhaustion blend of eucalyptus, rosemary + grapefruit.

Big Girl Panties: a clarity building blend of rosemary, lemon + cypress.

Go The Eff To Sleep: a sweet mellow blend of lavender, sandalwood + roman chamomile.

The blends have funny names, but are still the wonderful smells thoughtfully crafted for your enjoyment! All essential oils are hand sourced from a local, family-run essential oil company. Coconut oil is therapeutic grade + all natural. Blends are hand-crafted in small batches + infused with love, high vibes + pure intention.